tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64385394569241107942011-04-21T15:35:06.745-07:00Kaywinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01755703535420668421noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6438539456924110794.post-10377340252558774422008-04-11T07:38:00.001-07:002008-04-11T07:39:04.342-07:00<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><i><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:green;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: green; font-style: italic;"><a href="http://forum.topmasala.com/registration_rules.asp?FID=0">Twenty Great One Liners......<wbr>.........<wbr>.<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12pt; font-style: normal;"></span></span></a></span></span></i></b></p> <div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><i><u><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:blue;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: blue; font-style: italic;"><a href="http://forum.topmasala.com/registration_rules.asp?FID=0"> <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%"> </a></span></span></u></i></b></div></div> <div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><u><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:blue;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue;"></span></span></u> </p></div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><u><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Verdana;"><a href="http://forum.topmasala.com/registration_rules.asp?FID=0"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.<br /><br /><br />2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.<br /><br /><br />3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!<br /><br /><br />4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.<br /><br /><br />5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.<br /><br /><br />6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.<br /><br /><br />7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.<br /><br /><br />8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.<br /><br /><br />9. True friends stab you in the front.<br /><br /><br />10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.<br /><br /><br />11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.<br /><br /><br />12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.<br /><br /><br />13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.<br /><br /><br />14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.<br /><br /><br />15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.<br /><br /><br />16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.<br /><br /><br />17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.<br /><br />18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.<br /><br /><br />19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.<br /><br /><br />20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books</span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"></span></span></a></span></span></u></p></div></div> <u><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:blue;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue;"><a href="http://forum.topmasala.com/registration_rules.asp?FID=0"> <span style="color:white;"><span style="color: white;">._,_.___</span></span></a></span></span></u><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6438539456924110794-1037734025255877442?l=kaywindcosta.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaywinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01755703535420668421noreply@blogger.com0